Wednesday, August 30, 2006
woah! nice cheque hor!LOL. sixty-five thousand ONLY!!!
rampage and terror;
9:45 PM
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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Free Drinks! Free Drinks!
A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.
"But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."
The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his ass...."
The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
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Cloak & Dagger
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. Then he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room.
He was now completely naked in the halls of the headquarters of the most powerful military organization on the planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous.
Getting an idea, he walked naked and purposefully through the corridors until he reached the Research & Development laboratory. He walked in and saluted the Head Scientist.
"I am here to report the partial success of the personal invisibility device!"
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The Burned Ears
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.''How do you think I called you people?''
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CIA test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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Ba Ba Black Sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
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some jokes to cheer up ur dae!(:
rampage and terror;
9:16 PM
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it onyourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now!Please...
(in the paper the next day):A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only 1had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke,
but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
when u landed in the hospital, my heart nearly stopped.
i was afraid.that you would leave me all alone in this cruel word.
i begged for god not to take u away.
i was willing to be the one lying there. feeling the pain for you.
i couldnt live without u.
i needed u by my side.
i wanted u by my side.
i so badly want to rush to your side to comfort u. and hear u tell me tt everything is gg to be alright.
but despite wat i did to haf u by my side, u were taken away by her.
i was sad.
i was sore.
but u were happy over there.
wat can i do?
i was hurting inside and looking happy outside.
u didnt know.
cos u thot i didnt love u.
they said when u haf found ur the other half is akin to finding ur missing bone.
and now i am living like a terminally ill patient.
cos i can never find my "bone" anymore.
i am dying as days pass me by...
rampage and terror;
10:22 PM
man are selfish creatures arent they?
we always want to get the best for ourselves.
yet wat we end up with is not wat we had been pursuing for, and rather wat we have been avoiding.
we always want things to go the way we want.
yet we selfishly denied others of wat they realli deserved.
is this the way things are going to work out in the future?
do we realli haf to suffer togther? eh.wait.
the one ending up suffering the most is YOURSELF.
wat a joke of my life.
willing to sacrifice for others. and hurting urself instead.
rampage and terror;
7:46 PM
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
hello peeps.
jus here to post a notice tt i wont be blogging le...
so take care!!
rampage and terror;
10:01 PM
Saturday, August 12, 2006
i-learning dae was yesterdae.
met up with suling, ching sheng, desmond, junhua, shengzhi and eunice to do all the online quizzes at pc bunk at ps there.
wa we spent like how long to do all the quizzes lars.. nearly 5hours?!
but was rather cheap loh..
after we went bk at ps to eat. everione was super hungry cos we didnt eat anything at all till then.
then we went to paradiz centre to play pool. had lots of fun.. lol. had a deal to play more after the promos.
city hall was jammed btw. lots of ppl went to see the fireworks i think. nt bad.
and i think i made a terrible step last night. i dunno why. i jus couldnt stop myself.
here some pics of 8 aug at ecp!
//~`^ .you all never fail to bring joy to me.^`!//
//~`^.united we stand, divided we fall.^`~//
//~`^.in the midst of the large land, i search for my happiness.^`~//
//~`^.my time perspiration effort blood accomplishment.^`~//
//~`^.eating is a paradise for me.^`~//
//~`^.this is pricless. time is priceless.and it took us 2 daes of hadwork.^`~//
//~`^.xiaobelz and xiao botak.^`~//
rampage and terror;
4:47 PM
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
woke up at 1 plus this morning to do my stupid gp. slept for onli 3 hours ad woke up at 5.30. shared a cab with shengzhi and sihui down to ecp.
yay! sands of mission finally is taking off le. i feel so accomplished when i saw my craving again. was pretty stress during the sandcastle building. cos the j2 refuse to listen. i keep telling them lars then think they scold me tt i got a bad mouth. WTH.
think my area was the most lan de. even desiree gave up talking to them lars..
YAY! pegasus won k.. whoo. we are the best.
after that had lunch at ecp hawker food centre. lol.
me qingyu su cs des and shengzhi shared a hell lot of food lars.
satay, fried oyster, duck rick, coconuts. wa eat till damn shiok.
after that didnt went out with them. tried to "fly" some seagulls. didnt work.
and mao go throw my sippers into the water lars!!! u kuku!lol.
got damn wet. pushed me in somemore.lol.
k i admit i threw his slippers first. BUT IS WASNT THAT FAR!
he threw mine like super far lars.. wth.
was suppose to wait for "this person". said ok that will meet me.
IN THE END??!!!
wth. make me wait so long then didnt come at all. fine loh.. watever.
and i was crazy. cos i was bu shuang. so i walked from ecp area E all the way all the way to tao nan there lars. wth. is freaking far. but my legs brought me there somehow?
i got so angry on the bus i start to blah blah a bit...-.-
next time if u wanna go play jus tell me. is fine with me.
jus dun last min ps me. I HATE PPL PS-ING ME.
took quite a no of pics. will post it some other time.
rampage and terror;
9:01 PM
Friday, August 04, 2006
self determination!!
whoo! s6 top the level again. but still is sad case. cos i not among those top.
heh=X still gotta try harder. i am so tired from trying so hard le. yet is still not enough. hais. when is it then sufficient?no idea.
now everyone is mugging hard. so am i. am so tired realli. yet still i die die need to hang on there. JIA YOU!
beginning to isolate myself everytime in class.
i know there are so many ppl who are kind and concern abt me. i realli thank u all for that effort.
but realli....
i am realli tired to go repay it.. or watever u sae.. like notice it?
i feel like i got so mani pressing matters to do. yet i am running out of time. i am jus brushing by so mani ppl nowadays. even those who i am close with.
my world is turning lonely.
isolation is my solitude.
rampage and terror;
1:07 AM
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, hisfuture didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together.
Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never comeback.
She also told him that she cannot visualize any future forboth of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed.
But when he regained his confidence, heworked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company ..
You never fail until you stop trying.
One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rainwalking to some destination.
Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched.
It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan.
He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car,condo, etc. .
He made it!
What he saw next confused him, the couple waswalking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...
and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone
and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...
Her parents saw him.
He asked them why this had happened.
Theyexplained, she did not leave for France at all.
She was ill with cancer.
She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because,
if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...
he can take some of those back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love.
For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept...
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with herever again.........
is a sad sad dae. realli forced myself to be heartless.
didnt like it at all.
but i realli had no choice.
loving someone doesnt mean u need to heve them by ur side all the time.
even when u realli loved someone, u dun want tt person to stay by ur side.
each and everyone of us has our needs.
our own thinking.
our own strategy in life.
and sometimes we are being forced to do things that we never wanted to do.
the impact we inflicted on others is not wat we wanted it to turn out to be.
in fact sometimes the impact we inflicted on others had a double dose on us.
even though u know u loved that person, u still haf to painfully pretend that you do not like him at all.
u have to heartlessly push him aside.
we haf no choice in life. we jus haf to follow fate.
the cruel fate.
rampage and terror;
12:28 AM
woah! nice cheque hor!LOL. sixty-five thousand ONLY!!!